珍惜擁有的幸福...
平常的閒妻，總是穿著T恤牛仔褲，套上一雙大布鞋，
這天是小六生的畢業典禮，穿著要稍微正式一點，
先找出七分袖的粉色線衫及一條綠花蕾絲圓裙，
搭配一雙米色高跟鞋及拎著愛心拼布手提包。
(這張是小六生畢業典禮當天，唯一有閒妻入鏡的照片)
鏘鏘．．．皮膚鬧革命中，只能在嘴唇上點口紅，
上午９點時，氣溫己達３０度，成就出天然ㄟ腮紅啦！
今晚，告訴戶長南部的那場中午辦桌喜宴，不想同行！
戶長小變臉，他實在無法明白，閒妻反覆考慮多天，
給他的答覆是．．．請他自己赴宴。
閒妻已登上４０后座年餘．．．這句
She does something she wants to do,
and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
正代表閒妻的內心，許多時候，
會很自私的只想做自己的有意願的事呀！
這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )
主持人Andy Rooney對40歲以上的女人的看法.
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
Here are just a few reasons why:
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you
in the middle of the night and ask,
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你:
"What are you thinking?"
你在想什麼?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40
doesn't want to watch the game,
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西
She does something she wants to do,
and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情
Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
They seldom have a
screaming match with you at the opera
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
跟你大呼小叫
Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you
當然，如果你罪有應得，她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地
if they think they can get away with it.
一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are
generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸)
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見
a woman over 40
is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感
Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk
if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
You don't ever have to
wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40
for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢?
For every stunning,
smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男
making a fool of himself
with some 22-year old waitress.
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情
Ladies, I apologize.
女士們，請容許我在這兒
For all those men who say,
幫妳們說句公道話:
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
為什麼呢?
Because women realize
it's not worth buying an entire pig
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸
just to get a little sausage!
買回整隻豬!
有點悶吼．．．看一則笑話吧！
一個阿嬤坐上計程車，說要到海霸王喝喜酒...
當車子接近海霸王的時候，
計程車司機利用車上的無線電說：
五么拐！！(517)
五么拐！！(517)
聽到請回答！…….
阿嬤聽到之後，生氣的說：
「(台語)有妖怪！妖你去死啦！
恁祖母只是今天要去喝喜酒妝化濃一點！」
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